Tatenda's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Freezepop's JEM!]

Please...

Please let this be the new Numa

[Start Wearing Purple]

I didn't count so i'll say 107 like the last guy

I liked this but i don't know if it's because it's the most amount of purple i've seen in one place or because of the song by Gogol Bordello.

I saw Gogol Bordello a few weeks ago. They're kinda weird but really fun and cool. just like this flash, I guess

[- Tribute -]

Well...

At the beggining, I thought this was just going to be an exact copy of the actual music video but it got better.

I just kinda wish less of it was just a cartoon version of the real music video with different people in it.

10 for violence because the weapon was music

[NG Assassin Ep2]

That was good

That guy really likes throwing people at walls.

This is funny.

SirHappy666 responds:

He also likes to push people though walls

[A Tribute to Stupid]

This is making me angry now.

I'm really starting to get angy. Are there no better things to put on the front page. I'v just watch three things on the front page that are like 30 seconds long and have one joke. And none of them made me laugh outside of my brain. COME ON PEOPLE. THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY

[homer.swf]

Ummmm...

I'm not saying this is bad, but they used to only put the best things from newgrounds on the frontpage.

[Life is a routine]

Pretty good so far.

If a flash isn't complete, I'm sure you're meant to submit it to the NG Alpha thing. Anyway, I thought it was good so far. the whole routine thing isn't really an original idea but I can't really say because I haven't seen the rest so I don't know where you're going with it. I can't really tell if it's going to be funny or have a message or what because I haven't seen the whole thing but so far, I like the style and I think it looks good so far. I was kinda disapointed when it ended so soon but I guess it's because I wanted to see more. I'll be waiting to see the whole thing. Looks like whatever you do with it, it should turn out pretty good. Please prove me right.

Sorry about the next paragraph:

To the person that reviewed before me: The meaning of life is simple. it's in the first chapter in the Bible and if your holy text is a science book, it probably says in there and if you are of a different faith, I'm sorry but I don't know. Anyway, in the Bible, when God created man, he told man to 'Go frth and multiply' At least I think that's what the christian meaning of life is. And in science, life doesn't really have a meaning except to survive. And how does a species survive? Breeding isn't it? What I'm trying to say is that christians and atheists believe the meaning of life is not sex but to have children. I hope i'm not wrong about that and I hope I don't offend anyone.

[Full Spectrum Showdown]

Thank You

For a while, I have hated stck figure flashes. Most of them are just pointless fgting with the same old moves and stick movies just go SO boring. And then people came along like Krinkels, who took the same kinda concept but turned the stick figures into better designed characters, which made it less boring. but some people still do the same old boring stick figures and I HATE THEM. On the other hand, this stick movie s different. I like the story and the fighting has some original moves in it.
Imagine if loads of people made they're clay characters like knox's. Oh wait, they do... and I HATE THEM.

I can't wait to see the next episode of Full Spectrum Showdown though.

[Clay Planet episode 1]

YAY

Nice to see some stop motion on Newgrounds and nice to see some british artists on Newgrounds!

This was kinda funny but I think it should have had more of a story and stuff.

[Marshmallow Slaughter]

Good start

Most people's claymations are much worse than this. It's true that no matter what you say, it's a copy of knox but I think that's ok if it's your 1st one. It's not that easy to just suddenly make your own style, it takes time to develop your own style so if you want some advise, keep doing stop-motion and each time you make a movie, change the models a bit and try different ways of making models and settle with the style that suits you.

I look forward to seeing your next movie.